Our beautiful baby daughter Anabelle was born sleeping June 2010.
Blessed with the screaming arrivals of our gorgeous rainbow sons,
Alexander October 2011, Zachary November 2013 and Lucas July 2016.

After Anabelle - Raising Rainbows
Heartbreak. Joy. Death. Life. But most of all Love.

Saturday, 6 August 2011

The Fiz Morgan Rules



     
1.    Vacate your spot on the big bed and it will be filled immediately by me.

2.    If I am awake at 5am, you need to be awake at 5am. I will continue to throw things on the floor until you talk to me.

3.    If it is 9am and I haven’t been fed yet, expect to be attacked until you’ve got up and lovingly filled my bowl. I do not do lie in’s.

4.    If you are already up and feed yourself first, expect your sofas to be attacked until you’ve lovingly filled my bowl. I don't do waiting. 

5.    If you lock me in my room, expect to pick up pegs.

6.    Your bedtime = My playtime. Get used to it.

7.    If you put it on the floor, it now belongs to me and I will sit on it. The same goes for putting it on the bed or the sofa.

8.    I am never in the way. If you want to see, you move. Not me.

9.    You are not allowed to be busy if I want a fuss. Giving me attention is more important than Facebook or Blogger or Mumsnet or Babs so I will sit on your laptop if I want to.

10. It is perfectly reasonable to expect treats or cold running water from the tap. Don’t make me hate you by ignoring my demands.

11. My toys are great. Crumpled paper and boxes are better. I don’t care if the living room looks a mess.

12. If I roll infront of you on the floor, it is immensely rude to step over me without giving me a tummy rub.

13. Bugs are for chasing and killing. And eating.

14. I don’t do little people.

15. I am the Queen of this castle and I merely share my abode with you peasants. And don’t you forget it.

2 comments:

Grammy Goodwill said...

These are so true. My 18 year old kitty died last November, and I still miss him.

Sam H said...

This is so true of my boy too!

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